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Al Mixed Up​-​11 song album

by Al C Milton

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1.
PLASTIC FRIENDS Words and Music Alistair Milton INTRO When I was young I was so smart, I thought I was state of the art with tee-shirts and designer jeans, I smoked and drank all through my teens but now it's all caught up on me, it wasn't smart, it wasn't free If I could have my time again, I'd stay away from plastic friends Cos plastic friends aren't here to stay, when you need them they melt away they call you up late on the phone, when you need them, they're never home Now here we are on plastic street, where all the boys and girls meet and their plastic friends have got the bends, and melt away on a summer's day when things aren't real they cheat and steal, with friendly eyes they hide their lies they tell you what to say and think, what drug to take and what to think Cos plastic friends aren't here to stay, when you need them they melt away they call you up late on the phone, when you need them, they're never home Now I look back on plastic street, where false friends melt out in the heat murmurs that they cannot stay, faces, voices, melt away They're picking out a new best friend for a far too brief and youthful end with promises that you'll have fun but use your head and turn and run Cos plastic friends aren't here to stay, when you need them they melt away I won't be taken in again, I'll stay away from plastic friends Plastic friends aren't here to stay, plastic friends just melt away plastic friends will never do plastic friends aren't there for y plastic friends are full of greed, plastic friends aren't what you need plastic friends aren't here to stay, plastic friends just melt away plastic friends
2.
IT DON'T MATTER Well I've spent all night on the phone, tryin' not to feel alone but the phones ring out in empty rooms, I wish someone would pick up soon so I'm All dressed up nowhere to go, feelin high then feelin low, long minutes drag as time ticks on, but in my head I party on, but I don't mind - and it don't matter My friend says she's gonna come round soon but it's not guaranteed cos she's stuff to do so I keep very quiet and I wait near the door cos I've missed her the last ten times or more she says But I cant help makin a little noise guitar cranked up boys will be boys and the paint all flakin, walls vib'ratin' to the beat of the drums and the floor all shakin' This is the way its meant to be, with the guitar feedin to eternity and the grindin' bass pins it all to the ground and my old guitar just gets that sound and I don't mind and she don't matter now the big gigs on and the bands all here and we've been all night setting up the gear and I can't think why I was all alone when we've got this feelin going on now I've got the car and I've got the cash and I can spend it like a flash and I got the fame and a brand new girl now my social life's in a whirl - and my old girlfriend - well she got fatter and she don't matter,
3.
Now Stop 04:02
NOW STOP Went out the other night met a girl in a bar thought she's alright now stop gave her some chat line talked for a while then back to mine, now stop we seemed to have so much in common, it's as if that we were one I thought things couldn't be more perfect, I couldn't have been more wrong She keeps messing with my brain, she's driving me insane there's no denying we're not seing eye to eye, not for me to reason why, I just can't take this she keeps messing with my head, I can't take no more, I wish I was dead, now stop It's not what she says or does but a certain look starts a certain buzz now stop she says were incompatible, we've got some issues, it's not my fault But I can't take it anymore, I'm heading for the door- so call me later she keeps messing with my head, I'm seeing dark shades of red so now we've moved apart, she's ripping out my heart the way she felt has gone, so now we're moving on I can't see where it all went so wrong Back on my own again, another bar just after ten, can't stop same old chat up line, talked for a while then back to mine, can't stop I'm looking for something in common, a feeling as if that we were one where things couldn't ever be more perfect, where life had just begun, and now I've found her she never messes with my head, I'm glad that I'm not dead, there's no denying we're always seeing eye to eye, not looking for the why, I think that I'm in love
4.
The Score 03:42
THE SCORE This is what the score is this is how we run when you've not got the face that fit's in with the race what's to be done this is what the game is this is how it's played with the roll of the dice between men and mice but I'm not dismayed terminal regression about their depression excuses they made, plans they mislaid this is what your life is, you've got only one and its all up to you what youre goin to do everyone's looking on so don't waste a moment, when it's your move it's your turn to impress, don't do anything less what can you prove? cos there ain't no reason to fail like you think you'll do you've got to have faith in your own ability So come out a winner be at the top be the best at the deal the guy at the wheel the one that won't stop so when your life's all but over, look back at what you've done did you leave your mark before it went dark on your rising sun did others respect you did others neglect you did you leave good friends and do they remember you? that's the end of the story did you go for the glory did you fight for your right, be the one in the light did you win in the end This is what the score is this is how we run when you've not got the face that fit's in with the race do what's got to be done cos that's how you won
5.
It Wasn't Me 03:41
IT WASN'T ME Scuse me but you've got it wrong, don't know where you've heard it from but It wasn't me-It wasn't me- I wasn't there on the night in question I take offence at your suggestion It wasn't me-It wasn't me I've never owned a black revolver don't tell my girlfriend don't involve her It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me Excuse me but I've gone legit, and now you say I'm faking it but It wasn't me-It wasn't me I'm not proud of the things I've done but trust me guv I didn't do this one It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me that had the shooter, not saying I did it just to suit yer It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me Na na na na na na na na na Do I look like the sort of man who could carry out that plan It wasn't me It wasn't me Of course I won't tell no lies but I need time to check my alibis It wasn't me It wasn't me So a witness has come forward heard what you said do I look bovvered He says I'm the suspect's double unless I'm twins then I'm in trouble It wasn't me It wasn't me It wasn't me Don't know what he's talking about I wasn't there or thereabout It wasn't me-It wasn't me I'm not the man you're lookin for, I've never broken any law It wasn't me-It wasn't me I can't believe I'm going to jail thought my appeal just couldn't fail I'm not the man you're lookin for, I've never broken any law Please set me free cos It wasn't me It couldn't be Na na na
6.
Toxic World 03:49
TOXIC WORLD While I'm not intending to be unkind I've got more important things on my mind there's a change going on all around of me but fingers crossed that all's not lost Toxic world has a cloud hanging over me Toxic world has the ice melt away from me Toxic world Ozone's not what it used to be Toxic world's not for me Got my eyes on a shrinking horizon coastal erosion nuclear explosion facing destruction by mans own corruption but fingers crossed that all's not lost Toxic world can't see thru the atmosphere Toxic world thinking about it I shed a tear Toxic world a poisonous ending is drawing near Toxic world Toxic world Gas emission chokes the world to submission paranoid delusions mistaken conclusions where we're the new master of global disaster but fingers crossed that all's not lost Toxic world where pollution obscures the sun Toxic world waste and fumes are a smoking gun in the air on the land and across the sea Toxic world not for me Fast changing climate removing the primate millions of species going all to pieces erasing the traces of all of our races but fingers crossed that all's not lost Toxic world Is it now irreversible Toxic world Is it incontrovertible Toxic world filled with radioactivity Toxic world toxic world Where the next John and Janet can't live on the planet where deforestations ignored by all nations volcanic eruption a constant disruption but fingers crossed that all's not lost Toxic world fire and flood are surrounding me Toxic world famine mixed with obesity Toxic world will never be what it used to be Toxic world toxic world Toxic world has a cloud hanging over me Toxic world has the ice melt away from me Toxic world Ozone's not what it used to be Toxic world's not for me
7.
UNDERACHIEVER I've tried so hard to underachieve, It hurts my head like you wouldn't believe If I do my best I can fail any test, It's a struggle trying not to succeed Confused about confusion, depressed about depression, my life is a mess but I couldn't care less I can drag apathy to a new all time low, I've got medals for bein' slow Cos I've spent my life tryin' not to be seen, I should lie on the grass and paint myself green, You can push me to the front, but I won't take the lead, being noticed is not what I need There isn't a depth to which I wouldn't sink, If I could avoid havin' to think There's repetitive strain goin' on in my brain, trying hard to suppress an idea I have to confess, I won't dress to impress cos the thought of success would cos too much stress the pursuit of leisure is my only pressure, wouldn't want to break in to a sweat Cos I've spent my life tryin' not to be seen, I should lie on the grass and paint myself green, you can push me to the front, but I won't take the lead, being noticed is not what I need Cos I'm not in the habit of workin too hard, all the teachers agreed on my old report card with a little less push I could be no. 1 at doing nothin' when something needs done. And now I intend to bring this song to an end, cos it's unusual of me to use so much energy cos I had to take time to make the lines rhyme and the effort has made me fatigued So I've laid down the pen that I pick up now and then, might do a new song again but I don't know just when cos there's nothing that can affect my bold master plan to be the man who underachieved I can underachieve - like you wouldn't believe (rpt)
8.
LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE Saw her for the first time, saw her for the second time, nobody told me lightning strikes twice pretty as a picture, wish that I could meet her, nobody told me lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice Walking slowly closer, wish that I could touch her, nobody told me lightning strikes twice Was she trying to tempt me, confidence deserted me, nobody told me lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice chorus One look from her sent me wild, this is how it's meant to be I was nervous as a child, wishing she would come to me - wishing she would talk to me 8 bar instrumental break Then passing from behind me, someone I'd already seen, nobody told me lightning strikes twice couldn't take it in that my angel had a twin, nobody told me lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice ooh lightning strikes twice Instrumental break Confusion running through my brain, wasn't how its meant to be Didn't know how to play this game - oh no -- What do you do when lightning strikes twice (x6)
9.
FOR JUST ONE NIGHT VERSE 1 I'm not going to the dance tonight Tell you the truth I'm not feelin' that bright not lookin for no women I'm just chillin' but that's all right for just one night VERSE 2 I'm not really here I'm somewhere else Where I'm a different me a different self A characature of another life but that's all right for just one night CHORUS But now I'm looking out across the street where guys and their gilfriends always meet. I hear them talk, I hear them laugh I wish that I had another half -to talk to- So maybe I should change my mind If I go out I might just find Some-one to be with someone to be mine And that's all right and I'd feel fine SOLO VERSE 3 So up from the chair I comb my hair I really want to be over there So I'll wear my best smile and go out for a while Things are looking bright and that's all right CHORUS Now I'm headin' down the stair Wondering who I might their It doesn't matter dark or fair We've got our whole long life to share VERSE 4 So now I'm going to the dance tonight I'm gonna party from dusk till light And if you wanna be around with me then that's all right yeah that's all right Words and Music Alistair Milton Copyright 2016
10.
OUT IN THE SUN VERSE 1 All the things you wanted to do what do they matter Do they still mean so much to you or wouldn't you rather Sit in the sun, lay on the beach go and have fun and be out of reach Sit in the sun x4 VERSE 2 All the places you didn't go, will you go later All the scenes that you never saw in mother nature Out in the sun, away from the rain taking the view and living again Out in the sun x4 CHORUS All the times you got it wrong then changed it so it's right Do a little every day to make your future bright Out in the sun x4 VERSE 3 All the people you never met will you meet someday And the things you usually forget you'll do them oneday Or sit in the sun making it seem You're doing ok and living the dream Out in the sun x4 OUT IN THE SUN Words and Music Alistair Milton Copyright 2016
11.
WRITER'S HELL I've been ten years trying to write this song, and if you can help you can sing along can't get the key, can't get the words, can't get the verse can't get the chords can't get anyone to play along with this rotten song but if you want you can sing along cos it's a rotten song The producer said it wouldn't sell, but we're cuttin it anyway what the hell It's on CD and MP3, on 45 and 33, it's going on DVD and tape It's going on vinyl acetate Still got no key, still got no words, still got no verse, just some iffy chords and a crappy mic and a broke guitar and a hissy amp so it's not going far but what's the use of touring France, when half the band's in a total trance the keyboard guys a prima donna, I wish to hell he was a gonna can't get no-one to play the bass, the lead guitarist's off his face can't get no-one to play the drums cos our bands stuffed full of drunken bums can't hit the notes can't harmonise, can't even open both my eyes this song will never be a hit, a whole life's work and it's just shit I've been ten years trying to write this song, and if you can help you can sing along can't get the key, can't get the words, can't get the verse can't get the chords can't get anyone to play along with this rotten song but if you want you can sing along cos it's a rotten song so this tune is dead, long live this tune cos can't you tell this is writers hell. Writers hell Words and Music copyright Alistair Milton 2008

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An eclectic mix of songs recorded over a period of several years.
Some are humorous, some are serious. Every one different from the other in a range of musical genres. Some will make you laugh and many should make you think. Above all, enjoy the tracks. Al

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released October 23, 2018

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Al C Milton UK

Al's songwriting style sounds comfortably familiar yet often surprising. His repertoire includes easy listening, blues, rock, punk, rap, novelty, Scottish and American style country music. Al records and masters his recordings, plays all the instruments and sings all the vocal parts (though his girlfriend raps on "Private Lessons"!) ... more

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